Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom:
No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Most people want to serve God--but only in an advisory capacity!
Some people are like Slinkies. They really aren't much good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
--Kevin G. Barkes