God Knows

Snippet from a recent conversation. The subject is the completion of the mounting of a ceiling fan/light in the bathroom that has been half finished for 6 months due to the need for some extra drywall work.

I'm going to wait to paint it later. Painting is easy.

Right. It's easy for you because you will never do it.

But if we get sidetracked on painting it and waiting for the paint to dry right now, God knows when I'll actually get the thing mounted and up. It needs to get put up.

OK. You're right. But I don't even think God knows when.

No. God knows. He just ain't tellin' us.